My diet during the freshman months consisted of Apple Slice, Cannon Center cream puffs, Life cereal, and missle pops. I always seemed to have a couple of the pops stashed away in my jacket, ready for any occasion. I usually stocked up at dinner time, and had perfected the process of slipping them into the sleeve of my trench coat, sliding them down my arm and into the deep, inner pocket. An average night pulled in 30 or more, where they were hidden away to my already stuffed freezer in my room. I'd eat them 5 or 6 at a time.
By the way, never do this with a popsicle, because apparently it made this guy perky. Just don't go into that dark place. Please don't.
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