ultrathick shakes

For some reason, Provo Utah was the Mecca of thick shakes. In fact almost all the shakes that could be had in Provo, were not shakes at all, but merely soft ice cream. One could suck you skull inside out if you tried using a straw on one of these bad boys. It was a weird phenomena. Could not figure it out for the life of me. Hi, give me a shake, no, not a big cup of ice cream. I want a milk shake! Ah well, that is my rant for thee day