Funniest Things Me and P Did in College

I'm sure Preston will have a slightly different list, but here's my take, no particular order:

1. Sent a burning toilet floating down the Provo river on a giant piece of industrial foam
2. Ran away from Jen Creer while she went to grab her coat or something
3. Dressed up in long johns and capes as the "Beet Gods" and stood on heating grates on campus to make our capes flap
4. Doing "Budge Runs," mostly by scooter. What made it funny was our consistency -- almost weekly for like 2.5 years 
5. Pillow fight. Was that funny, though? It was funny when it started, but less funny 1500 people and a lot of cops later...
6. Incredibly bad Missionary poetry, sent to a co-ed but dropped off at a friend's door by mistake, which we took, made into songs, performed live before an audience of friends, recorded, and sent back to the missionary for his listening pleasure (this one is for me, P, and Andy)
7. I seem to recall an adventure with a moldy bag of potatoes....
8. Set a stuffed monkey on fire, left it out in the snow in front of our apartment
9. Stapled Kirk's socks and underwear to the ceiling
10. Put a couple dozen staples into the crotch of P's underwear, which he didn't notice until he had put them on, and then "jumped" into his jeans. I think it drew blood...