Chuck Norris is so freaking eloquent, it makes me want to thrust a bow-staff into the sternum of an unsuspecting ninja. Of course, we all know that Chuck would never lower himself to using such a flimsy weapon as a bow-staff -- he would simply disarm the ninja with his lighting-fast reflexes, and then use his powerful roundhouse kick to the face to put any second thoughts that ninja might have to rest. The only thing more powerful that a targeted blow from Chuck Norris' fist or foot are his words. Which is why I so respect the wisdom that Mr Norris continues to share with a certain Michael Wheeler, learning and development manager extraordinare, through an extensive library that he is sending to Mike one book at a time. (To be honest, we're not even sure if Mike has been down to his mailbox in the past 6 weeks, but Chuck is nothing if not persistent, so he continues to send the books and provide his written guidance.
Thankfully, Chuck has been kind enough to send along scans of each and every inscription he adds to the books which he sends to Mike, allowing us to help disseminate that wisdom to the rest of the world.
We humbly thank you, Chuck, for all that you do.