Something new from the rumor mill at Microsoft (which means I am now making this claim) -- 80's pop diva Rick Astley is set to join the Microsoft management team this month. While no official statements have been made and absolutely no credible information is available to substantiate the claim, it just might be true! We can only assume that he was hired due to his excellent hair care skills, his sweet dance moves, and his extensive collared shirt collection.
You just can't deny the Rick Astley machine! And here's a megamix! Not just a mix, folks -- a MEGA mix. So that's, like, way better. If a regular mix was, say, a four, then this would be a 6! Or at least a 5. Or maybe a 4+. Or a 4 with an * and a footnote at the bottom telling people that it's better than a regular 4.
The other unfortunate sad but true thing is that one of my college roommates looked identical to this guy...to the point of people constantly calling him Rick Astley while we were at college hockey games, parties, bars...he was not amused.
Posted by: DJ Shizzle | April 07, 2008 at 09:07 AM
This guy is the bomb...sometimes I envision Chachi, Joanie, Potsy, and Ralph-
Malph joining him on stage..
Posted by: DJ Shizzle | April 07, 2008 at 09:05 AM
Actually, he's already taken over the online division. He says he's never gonna give up, never gonna tell a lie, never gonna...
Posted by: Mikey | April 06, 2008 at 09:20 PM
Ashlee, that's a sad, sad thing. I'm pretty sure there's medication for that.
Btw, Rick has a hair helmet. I'm just saying.
Posted by: Christian | September 20, 2007 at 05:26 PM
You did know that I am a HUGE Rick Astley fan, right? HUGE. I adore him.
Posted by: Ashlee | September 20, 2007 at 01:47 PM